Saturday, September 19, 2009

Light can be a punishable offence

My daughter stood up in class on Thursday and wanted to make an announcement: She was going to live stay with her daddy that had no electricity. She estatic!!!

I'm a writer...we don't get paid much. The electric company doesn't understand that there are lean times and prosperous times. their solution is to stop me from working. If they stop me from working, it will give me incentive to pay their bill. Great idea....electric people. It must be nice being the only legal monopoloy around. Look at poor Bill Gates. This is a man who sat in his mom's garage and created DOS. Then he went on to crearte and fund the ability of Microsoft. Then he put a PC on every desk. Because of this man you know what a computer is more than a rotary phone. But, he got 1/2 of his company that he thought of, developed, created, and prospered taken away from him because he had a "monopoly". Really? Or maybe he just did something while others sat on their ass. But the power company, well that's different i suppose.

So I decidced to rise above the electric. I have my candles, my invertor and car battery, my chimney and chimney stove. I am liberating myself. Free at last Free at last Oh lord, I am free at last. This beautiful thing caused me to have a social worker call me and suggest that I might be punished for this. Oh, I see. For 100 years, electric has been around as a modern convenience. The world has had people on it for millions of years. I guess according to the world as a whole, the social worker dcf types, Every person, from Galileo, Newton, all of the Caesars, every king and queen of Europe prior to 1880, and every other child int he entire world that lived with out electric was being harmed and injured.

How to raise a baby...Guess!

I hear new parents complain that they don't know what to do. They look at this slug and wonder, what the hell am I suppose to do with that. They don't know how to handle no sleep, they don't know how to handle a bottle, formula, bouncy chairs, strollers, diapers, diaper bags, or any thing.

Then there are these fantastic doctors and stay at home moms and all sorts of people who think they have cracked the code, cracked the world around them...then they write a book or create an article in a magazine, or the real go getters create an entire magazines. (Parenting anyone?) Now if a new parent had to decide whether they were going to read some fantastic article on how to solve all of their problems, or sleep......sleep is going to win out whether they like it or not.

So what's the answer? Well, the old woman in the shoe couldn't feed her kids so she just smacked them around and sent them to bed. We still read this monstrous tale to the kids, so why not?

Seriously....What ever you think is right, is right! Trust me, everyone will let you know their opinion of whatever you do with your child. EVERYONE!!!

Our teachers...GREAT!

We derive how we see the world by people who have no idea how to raise us. The people who teach us about the world in general, are the same people who are wondering what the hell is going on. Most people are raised by kids who are about 25 or so, wondering where their path is, what the meaning of life is, and where the hell this is all going. Then they are given the task to teach a future generation. No wonder we all grow up to be confused, agitated, and wondering what people are the people we are suppose to believe.

Then these same people finally think they have a handle on things, and realize...Wow, I shoukld have told my kid that when he was young. But they didn't know it.

Folks, just because your parents gave you their advice, remember they're still learning too.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Karen Moore - Pet and Family photography

A photographer is worth their weight in gold, if not more. A good photographer is trained to develop what the minute ability our brain has to focus our eyes on one subject and only one subject. When we look at something, we look at only that- yet take in the entire scene. A photographer shows you in the light that is the most favorable for your skin color, your eye color, the shape of your nose, and even the dimples in your cheeks. Karen Moore has perfected this to such a "T", that her subjects become more than just subjects, but part of the canvas that she has created with her camera.

Karen Moore not only does photographs of people, but she takes pictures of the one subject that most photographers will shy away from - pets. Many photographers will make strict rules against pets, but NOT Karen Moore. If you have a pet that you want to have a picture of, or a pet that you want to immortalize for some reason, shape, or form - Karen Moore is the photographer that you need.

If you want Karen to capture your best image, please call 727 785 2790 or e-mail her at kmm54ymail@yahoo.com

Anyone can takePost Options a picture, a photographer makes it a portrait.

Don Naumann - Antique furniture refinishing

Antiques are antiques, they're suppose to look old. This is the thought of many people in the antique industry as well as those outside of it. That's not how Don Naumann sees it. The experts will say, if it is cleaned or refinished it presents better and it looks better. Even if an Antique has been repaired, it still has it's same value. In addition tot hat, if it is repaired with the same essentially older pieces; then even the better for the value of the piece.

Don Naumann repairs, sales, and refinishes Antiques. He sees the gold that is under these old items, and refinishes or refurbishes them to their former splendor and shine. Don Naumann has the experience and the know how to take your very expensive, priceless heirloom and restore it to the poitn that you ancestor bought it at. sometimes there's just no reason to have that old piece in your collection, Don will also sell it for you.

If you have an antique that Don Naumann can repair or sell for you, please call 727 518 4492.

Photos by Moose - Extraordianry Sun-Art

A sunset is beautiful, gorgeous, and exquisite. It is a creation of nature that few people truly sit and experience. However, whenever anyone has the opportunity to sit and gaze at the setting sun, whether it be through trees, over water, or the gorgeous Florida sunsets that combine the two, every single person gets a sense of awe and wonder. I never thought that the sunset could be improved, but Photos by Moose have done it. Photos by Moose has taken the world of photography to the next level where the world of art resides. Their photo's are breathtaking, and you come away thanking them for allowing you to see such a brilliant masterpiece.

Photos by Moose is more than a photography studio, and they are more than photographers. They begin with the basic design or photograph they have taken, which is also given to everyone who buys a piece of their work. Then through the magic of the dark room (where pictures are developed), they bend and pull the color to create something that is not only inspiring, but it is also an experience just to look at the photo that Photos By Moose has been nice enough to create for your viewing pleasure.

Photos by Moose is Moose and Anne Marie. Together they have over 50 years of photography experience. Photos by Moose have been doing photography since the "darkroom" was the only way to get pictures, and that skill was a time honored tradition among the great photographers such as Moose and Anne Marie. They are not in the business of selling prints of pictures they took on their travels, but instead their business is "making the ordinary become Extraordinary Works of art for You".

Check out Phot By Moose's website at www.sunsetsbygod.com and then call 813 645 1649 or 813 758 2352.

When you buy one of their framed prints, you're not buying a picture; you're paying for an experience you will undergo every time you see that print.

Inspect-O-Graff - Remodeler, Exterminator, and Inspector

Wouldn't it be nice to deal with just one person when you're remodeling your home. First you have to deal with the inspectors, then you have to deal with the remoderlers, then if there's a bug problem you have to deal with the exterminator. As if remodeling your home wasn't hard enough, you now have to talk to everyone and their brother just to get it done. Thanks to Inspect-O-Graff, you don't have to deal with this rat race any more!

As Steve Graff, CEO of Inspect-O-Graff says, "He was Born to build, Certified to Inspect, and Licensed to kill."

Steve saw the need to end the nightmare that home owners and remodelers are going through, and answered that call. Steve Graff is a licensed contractor, licensed inspector, and exterminator. Steve offers his contractor license as proof that he is the right man for the job. If you need your house remodeled, you are talking to the only person you need to talk to when you call Inspect-O-Graff. Inspect-O-Graff's top notch buildings are standing in neighborhoods and communities that are a testament to Inspecto-O-Graff's commitment to fine workmanship and perfect detailing.

What if I only need on service? That's ok too. Steve understands that sometimes you only need a contractor, or only need someone to come over and get all of those bugs out of your house. Inspect-O-Graff will come right over armed with the tools that are needed to complete the job quickly, efficiently, and with the utmost professionalism.

Contact Inspect-O-Graff at 727 639 5941 or 727 461 0433.

Or check them out on the net at: www.inspectograff.com

No matter what you need done: rebuilding, contractor jobs, exterminator, or just plain handy Man, with Inspect-O-Graff, you are in the hands of professionals that can get it done right the first time.

Creative Endeavors Floral Arrangements

When you see a breathtaking floral arrangement, the designer, what kind of flowers they are, or even who did the arrangement are not the first things that come to mind. The first thing that comes to mind is the beauty, the perfection of the colors coming together, and the quality of the piece. It takes a great artist, such as Jim Smith at Creative Endeavors, to put all of the right colors and flowers together to create a piece that will take your breath away.

Creative Endeavors specializes in creating floral arrangements that are not only beautiful and breathtaking, but that are works of art. All of the Creative Endeavor pieces could easily have a frame put around them, and placed on a wall as perfected art. These floral arrangements from Creative Endeavors make the flowers live and breathe. Jim Smith has over 20 years of floral arrangement experience. Creative endeavors is not just some kid putting flowers together, but instead, Creative Endeavors is run by a professional with a lot of experience, know how, and artistic ability to present a floral arrangement that you'd be proud to tell your friends, relatives, and anyone else who sees these gorgeous pieces about.

These phenomenal silk floral arrangements by Creative Endeavors are wonderful for Weddings, Lasting Memorals, Banquets, and every other occasion that a wonderfully beautiful floral arrangement is needed. In fact, a Creative Endeavor piece is perfect for just sitting on your coffee table or dining table. This is an artistic piece that can be passed down from generation to generation as a memento of a wonderful time, day, or even just to show that someone special that they are loved.

Contact Jim at 474 5388 or e-mail him at CreativeEndv@juno.com.

Why spend money on flowers that will die, when you can spend money on flowers that will endure a lifetime.

Hair Fancy's

The one and only Hair Fancy's.

These revolutionary hand made hair accessories adorn any length hair, and they are safe for children of all ages. If you're one of those people that are convinced that no hair accessory will work for your hair, now is the time to change that idea. Hair Fancy's work in any kind of hair - even yours. Hair Fancy's are easy to put in, strong and durable once they are in, and easy to take out. Simply slide the hair fancy's into a twisted section of hair, and then easily wrap them onto the hair. The hair fancy's hold on tight, and with the attached charm and ravishing colors, they are a great accessory for any outfit or outing.

Hair Fancy's come in a wide array of colors including blue, light blue, pink, purple, gold, white, and even green to name a small section of their many colors. Not only do you get a durable, sleek, fashionable Hair Fancy, you also get your choice of hundreds of charms, Austrian Crystals, and natural gemstones. Every Hair Fancy's, except for the minis, come with your choice of charm and color. Hair Fancy's are made by hand out of a durable blend of acrylic clay. Hair Fancy's come in large, medium, small, and mini sizes, one for any length of hair.

Check out the Hair Fancy's website at www.fancys.com to see all the colors, charms, sizes, and to order one of these great hair accessories or call:

- 727 539 1950
- 727 365 1761
- 727 488 5961.

With the Hair Fancy's hair accessories like these, you very well might not need to buy another accessory at all.

Hair Fancy's

The one and only Hair Fancy's.

These revolutionary hand made hair accessories adorn any length hair, and they are safe for children of all ages. If you're one of those people that are convinced that no hair accessory will work for your hair, now is the time to change that idea. Hair Fancy's work in any kind of hair - even yours. Hair Fancy's are easy to put in, strong and durable once they are in, and easy to take out. Simply slide the hair fancy's into a twisted section of hair, and then easily wrap them onto the hair. The hair fancy's hold on tight, and with the attached charm and ravishing colors, they are a great accessory for any outfit or outing.

Hair Fancy's come in a wide array of colors including blue, light blue, pink, purple, gold, white, and even green to name a small section of their many colors. Not only do you get a durable, sleek, fashionable Hair Fancy, you also get your choice of hundreds of charms, Austrian Crystals, and natural gemstones. Every Hair Fancy's, except for the minis, come with your choice of charm and color. Hair Fancy's are made by hand out of a durable blend of acrylic clay. Hair Fancy's come in large, medium, small, and mini sizes, one for any length of hair.

Check out the Hair Fancy's website at www.fancys.com to see all the colors, charms, sizes, and to order one of these great hair accessories or call:

- 727 539 1950
- 727 365 1761
- 727 488 5961.

With the Hair Fancy's hair accessories like these, you very well might not need to buy another accessory at all.

Living Statue for Hire

When you're walking down the street and you see a street performer it's pretty obvious. They're playing their guitar, or juggling, or something to get your attention. However, it is the unique living statues that get people's attention by merely existing as what they are. A living statue, such as Barbara and Ina, is a performer who actually has to stop their mobility, control their breathing, and just exist as a statue, never drawing attention to themselves until the exact moment when it is needed. The exact moment a living statue moves, the whole world stops and everyone revolves around them.

Barbara and Ina are the quintessential living statue. Barbara with her silver clad jacket, hat, and pants, as well as a fully metallic look to her all the way down to the spectacles is a sight to see and marvel at. But, with Ina, her three foot silver clad daughter, they are a sight to be seen. Are they both living statues? Are they really statues or are they real people? Can you see them moving? These are questions that will be asked when you hire Barbara and Ina the living statues for your Office Parties, Trade shows, Weddings, or anywhere you'd like to add an extra conversational piece that will move when you least expect it.

If you'd like to hire Barbara and Ina please call 727 674 5438 or e-mail them at statue4hire@aool.com. This is an opportunity to change your party from great to extraordinary.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Oil,Oil, Oil....get over it!

Here we go!!!! Why look for alternative fuels, that's too hard. Why downsize our alreadys astronomical oil consumption? Why would you want to do that? No....just look for more right? NO! NO! How many experts, how many scientists, what is it going to take for people to realize that we need to relaize the relaities of our stay on this planet, the fact we are all connected as one, and that oil is not the wave of the future......ESP{ECIALLY IN THE GULF OF MEXICO!!!! Their dealing with habitats that have been created for centuries. Even more-this is hurricane alley. Mess with this ecosystem and you get bigger hurricanes. Then what happens when the derrecks fall off the pump and spew oil......"my bad" is all we'll get!

The full article is right here. I've reproduced it exactly, I'm not stealing it...but I thought everyone should be aware!!



LONDON (Reuters) - Oil major BP Plc said it has made an oil discovery in the
Gulf of Mexico, which analysts believe could contain over 1 billion barrels of recoverable reserves, reaffirming the Gulf's strategic importance to the industry.

BP said in a statement on Wednesday that it had made the "giant" find at its Tiber Prospect in the Keathley Canyon block 102, by drilling one of the deepest wells ever sunk by the industry.

Further appraisal will be required to ascertain the size of volumes of oil present, but a spokesman said the find should be bigger than its Kaskida discovery which has over 3 billion barrels of oil in place.

Estimates of recoverable reserves range from around 20 percent of oil in place.

"Assuming reserves in place of 4 billion barrels and a 35 percent recovery rate, BP's proven reserves .. would rise by 868 million barrels -- equivalent to 4.8 percent of the group's 18.14 billion barrels of proven reserves," Aymeric De-Villaret, oil analyst at Societe Generale said in a research note.

BP, the biggest oil producer in the U.S. and biggest leaseholder in the Gulf of Mexico, has a 62 percent working interest in the block, while Brazilian state-controlled Petrobras owns 20 percent and U.S. oil major ConocoPhillips owns 18 percent.

Iain Armstrong, analyst at Brewin Dolphin, said the discovery may have implications for long-term oil prices.

"It will ease concerns about peak oil because it shows there is life left in these mature areas," he said, adding that it could be the second half of the next decade before the find is producing.

The discovery also bodes well for other exploration in that part of the Gulf of Mexico, including at Royal Dutch Shell's nearby Great White field, Jason Kenny, oil analyst at ING in Edinburgh, said.

BP shares, which had been trading slightly down ahead of the statement, closed up 4.3 percent at 541 pence, outperforming a 1.75 percent rise in the DJ Stoxx European oil and gas sector index.

The Gulf of Mexico has become increasingly important to Western oil majors as oil rich-countries such as Saudi Arabia, Venezuela and Russia reserve their richest fields to be developed by their state-owned oil companies.

The Gulf is especially attractive because it offers high profit margins, due to relatively low taxation compared to countries such as Russia and Nigeria, and because of the low political risk.

As nearer-shore discoveries dry up, companies have pushed further out to sea, which has forced them to develop new technologies to detect and extract the oil.

The prospects for massive discoveries in the deep water of the Gulf of Mexico is also good news for U.S. politicians' ambitions to reduce the country's reliance on imported oil, although oil executives doubt the U.S. is capable of becoming self sufficient in oil.

(Reporting by Tom Bergin; Editing by Jon Loades-Carter and Rupert Winchester)
Copyrighted, Reuters Limited. All rights reserved. Republication or redistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of Reuters. Reuters shall not be liable for any errors or delays in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009


Look at the yellow. That band of weather is all one system based in the top of the atlantic. This is one of its feeder bands. This isn't normal. This isn't what weather does. It follows the jet stream, but there usually isn't weather along the entire jet stream. By the way....the old huirricane is going to sweep the nation. What will that be like? Let the mid west get hit bu torndos, california is burning down, and there's a hurrican in the atlantic.....Mommy, is this armagedon? :-)

Hurricanes in the Pacific?

Hurricanes in the pacific

Wow, there's hurricanes in the pacific, and the Atlantic. In may I was yapping about a cataclysmic year. The pacific is hot the Atlantic is hot the gulf is hot, and the north pole is gone away. What does this all mean....Global warming Baby. But it's cold where I am, some people will say as the temps drop. That's ok. It has more to do with the change of weather, than the temperature. We're spinning out of control. Look around, is this weather normal to you?

Ask the old folks and they'll say since we went up to the moon the weather hasn't been the same. They have a pretty good point, that's also when all of the bad pollutants started to be shot into he air faster than ever. Cars, and lead fuel. Rockets, and plumes of exhaust that equal 4 months on an LA freeway, that happens in 1/2 seconds.

This is just the beginning. If you've been watching your weather forecast, take a look off the coast of maine. There's a huge system, where's it going? Why is it dragging the little class 5 hurricane with it. This system takes up the entire north Atlantic. Btu what do I know, I'm only a kid who writes a bolg and has a meteorology degree. But, I called Hurricane Katrina correctly, and Hurricane Andrew. I hope I'm not right, but there's a lot of stuff going on that says we're heading into a large winter of problems and hell. Welcome to our new world.

Help you make everything

My goal is to help you out. My goal is to make sure you know how to do everything and anything. And why not. Or maybe, just do everything you want to do.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/1988582/how_to_shoot_a_rubber_band.html

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2018562/how_to_make_a_blowgun.html
- As a kid, we all made blowguns. To harken back tot he day...this is an article all about going and making a blow gun!!!! Oh yeah!!!!

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2003316/how_to_take_a_picture_with_no_light.html
- Light makes a picture. So, how do you take one when there's no light and you just have to take it? Here's that article. There is non-visible light all around.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/1988746/how_to_check_and_change_the_transmission.html
-in a VW

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2100743/launching_your_boat.html
- How to put your boat into the water. It's alaways a good skill to have if you have a boat.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2100873/taking_a_boat_out_of_the_water.html
- Once you got your boat in the water, you need to take it out. Here's the way to do it.

Disc Golf - how to

DISC GOLF

Disc Golf is here and it isn't going anywhere, guranteed. The Proffesional Disc Golf association wouldn't allow that to happen. That's right the PDGA!! Disc Golf is played around the world, and no doubt there is a disc golf course very close to you. How to play, how to throw, how to find the right discs for what you want to do. Want to get into disc golf, lets go. I'll see you on the links.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2000196/disc_golf_101_how_to_throw_a_disc.html
- This is the most important, even more important than how to play. Getting thast disc to floy is as important as hitting the little white ball with the piece of iron.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2000136/how_to_play_disc_golf.html
- Gotta know how to play before going out there.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/1995616/how_to_choose_a_disc_golf_disc.html
- What's the right disc? 9 Iron, wood, wedfge, putter.....which qwill fly, which will glide, which will jusat drop?

Enjoy the game!!!!

Math Help and tutoring just for you!!!!

Dreaded Math. As Buffett so aptly put in his song: Math sux!

For all of you who are struggling with thiws math concept, check out these helpful items.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2016304/how_to_teach_multiplication.html
- For all of you home schoolers out there. Here's an idea on teaching your kids multiplication. For you teachers, a new idea maybe!!!

www.associatedcontent.com/article/1995730/the_algebraic_function_foil_and_how.html
- (x+6)(X+9) - now multiply. What? This is the idea of foil. Go out there, learn it, love it, live it....it's foil.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/1995684/how_to_do_the_algebraic_multiplication.html

-The dreaded distributive property. X(a+8) = xa + 8x How? It's all in the writing. Please look through this, help your kids out and love their education, and yours.

My original writing!!!!

A few things that I have written that I'd love for you to see. An oportunity to open your mind to what is out there, and what I havw written.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2016284/shel_silversteins_other_writing.html
- he was more than just a kid's writer. He was also a writer that adults would enjoy. Not only that Shel was a gifted and talented artisan. In fact that is what he did in the militatary, and what he was known as most of his life. Then he got into plays that are so wonderful, you have to woder why we don't see them.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/1998576/we_are_we_a_poem.html
- An original poem by me. A thought on love and what is love.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2016012/introducing_the_new_way_to_rent_movies.html
- Introducing Red Box. You've seen them in front of Walmart and wallgreens. Those guys that are selling this are top sellers no doubt. This is all about it and how much it costs...check it out.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2013868/9_insights_of_the_book_the_celestine.html
- The celestine Prophecy, have to check it out. Just have to.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2042167/architect_and_writer.html
- an original story by me!!

Yard Sale compatibility test

The life and the yard sale

As I sit at my yard sale for the third day i've seen a trend.

There are the peopel who want everything just given tot hem. Of course most people want everythign they want for free, and they want everything that they are selling for twice what its worth. That's really the american way I think.

There are the people that want only one thing. Most of the time it's fishing or pottery. These people will quickly run through and then off they go....talking about that one elusive item.

There are the people that will buy anything, just as long as it kinda suits them. One person bought 3 old magnets for a quarter.

Then there's the team. True story: A couple pulled up. They took out a few dollars out of an envelope. They had a strategy: The husband would take one side the wife the other. They get out and begin looking. As they see things, they yell to their spouse the items they see and find, so the spouse doesn't have to look over there. They arrive at the back, where I am, say thank-you at the same time and quickly leave

Fianlly, the drive bys. These people will slow way down. Drive by the sales, look real quick, and then quicky gun their engine and leave


Is this who these people are in real life? The planners, the drive buys (People just passing through and not taking any thing too seriously, and most things aren't important enough to figure out or get reall in detail with), the people looking only for one thing, and they endlessly look. Maybe the way we act at a yard sale is our real us.

The next time you want to see if you and "your friend" are a true match, go out to a few yard sales with them. You coulkd find out some things you did n't know about them previously. Are you dating a drive by?

Why do we treat the old this way?

I was speaking to a woman who was 80 years of today. She was in love with living and the world. She was living in a small apartment across from me at one point. She had to move to an assisted living facility because she just couldn't do it anymore by herself. As she was moving she told me her story. After I heard it my heart sunk...and i wondered if we have truly lost our responsibilities to our elder population. Have we really just forgotten them? Have we really turned into a society where we lock up our older people into buildings and facilities because we don't want them around anymore, because they are an inconvenience? Maybe the only fear of getting old is the fear of what the young people are going to do to us when we get there.

This is her story:

She moved to this Florida town back in the 60's. She was a spry 40 year old, and had her whole life in front of her...as she put it. She bought a house in a swampy area, but the little dirt road to the inter coastal was a nice little walk, and it was nice being so close to the beach. Because she couldn't see the water, she got her house for a really cheap price. every day she would get off of work, walk down the little dirt path, meet up with some people that lived on the other side of the path because they had money, and they would all sip wine and watch the sunset.

Soon her daughter graduated and moved away to college. Her daughter had lived in a few big cities and then she came home. By that time, my neighbor had begin to get sick so it was nice that her daughter was there to help her. She got back into better health, and her daughter's boyfriend moved in. She didn't like it, but she felt she owed her daughter something. Her daughter got pregnant, and told her mother that her house was perfect for the 3 of them, and she was shoved into a nice apartment. This sounded nice to my neighbor, especially since the mortgage payments were more expensive than then her small social security check and her small retirement check. In 1 day, her entire house was loaded up, and put into an apartment. The apartment was 3 doors down, and her daughter saw her once every three to six months. She still isn't moved in because she has to wait for someone to lift the boxes for her.

Then her daughter enrolled her into the assisted living facility, and I happened upon her in an assisted living place....accidentally. Her daughter has seen her once in a year. How sad!

Tampa shore lines on the Brink of Destruction

I received this e-mail and I couldn't believe it . Did Bush really do this? when he wqas on his wayt out did he rally just decided that the coiast lines didn'ty mean anything? Does he not feel the oneness? I guess not. So I reproduce this e-mail from the enviromental league of florida, urging us tohelp. I hope that everyone who reads this, does something, anything, to help!!!!!




What a way to say goodbye.

Just before leaving office, President Bush did his Big Oil buddies one last favor by setting in motion plans to open much of America's coastline to offshore oil drilling.

We know what that means for Florida: daily discharges of oily water, leaky pipelines, industrialized coasts and the potential for a catastrophic spill.

That's bad news for our spectacular beaches and those who depend upon them. The risks are certainly not worth the reward -- about a cent's worth of gas savings in 2025.

Send Secretary of Interior Salazar a message asking him to stop the rush to drill off Florida's coast.

Big Oil says their rigs, pipelines, tankers and refineries are safe, clean and environmentally friendly these days. But that's a big lie!

Every year, there are hundreds of oil spills. Hurricanes Katrina and Rita caused over 9 million gallons of oil to be spilled into the Gulf of Mexico in 2005. Just this past month, a burst pipeline near Louisiana created an oil slick the size of the city of Tampa.

We need the Obama administration to step in and put a stop to this.

Tell Secretary Salazar not to hand Florida's beaches over to Big Oil.

As always, thanks for your help.

http://www.environmentflorida.org/action/save-our-shores/no-drilling?id4=ES

Pay attention to the kids

I'm sitting here in the park working and a father, a mother, and their daughter walk by. The daughter, of no more than 6, was speaking a mile a minute. The parents were talking over her, and what she was saying was falling on deaf ears. It seemed the parents needed to figure out what mortgage company they were going to use. The little girl was talking about what tree she was going to climb. I found the dichotomy of the conversation humerus and disturbing.

When the little girl burst from their hands, a shocked and terrified look screeched across the parents faces. The girl raced for a tree, jumped to the highest branch, and started climbing away. The parents regained their composure and sighed. They continued their previous conversation as the little girl climbed and climbed.

When she got to the top of the branch she wanted to get to , she said in a voice quite proud - "That's fuckin right, I did it. Uh huh!" The parents heard themselves. The other patrons of the park heard their own conversation.

Me, I heard the little 6 year old say, within a foot of her parents,Fuckin Right!!!

whn i asked if she was allowed to cuss they looked at me with a look of appall that I haven't saeen in a long while. The look said it all, and I smiled.

Silence is Golden

I used to see couples walking down the road, sitting at the park, or at dinner somewhere and they wouldn't be speaking to each other. The other way it went was that they were both reading the paper, or both reading their own book. My theory was that, it had finally happened for those two. They had lost so total interest in each other that they had stopped talking, they had stopped interacting, they had stopped being a couple. How could you be around someone, and they weren't apying attention to you, or being with you?

I now realize it in such a different way. It's not that at'all. The line from Palm Fiction, or I should say Quentin Terrintino, is truly correct: "It's when you're totally interested and succinct with a person that you can just sit there and shut the fuck up"

Interesting...that line always bothered me...till now. These people have become so linked, so together that they actually know each other enough to not feel slighted by the other. they are happilly doing what they are doing, while happily allowing the other person to do what they're happy to do. Wow!!! I had never thought of it that way. Look around! You will see the couples who don't care about each other, and then you'll see the couples who are perfect! Those perfect ones are sitting next to each other, maybe holding hands or have a hand on the other. Maybe they're sitting across from each other, but not drawing themselves away, but very ok with being there with that person do exactly what they want to do. They are being themselves, as well as being a couple. Can you say that you can do that in your relationship?

This world is not suppose to be take take take.....it's suppose to be give give give

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Artic Ice almost gone in the Summer!!!!

There is a way to traverse the top of thew world now

For years discoverers such as Capt Cook and many many others, trudged through Ice and snow, risked their lives to find a way through the Northern Arctic circle. Ladies And Gentleman, the ice has receded so much that there now is that boat way.


It is actually possible to boat your way, albeit cold and rotten with bits and pieces of sea ice here and there, but you can now do it. it use to take days and weeks of blasting through Ice to do that, and now it's just a simple power boat excersise.

I can't give you the pictures here because they are not mine.

I urge you......look at these pictures on this natl government web site:

http://gfl.usgs.gov/ArcticSeaIce.shtml

We are in a series climate shift, and only recycling and stopping our stupid spending destructive wasteful ways will stop it. We must know that we are hurting our own home. BEWARE.....this isn't good!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Your body is a special Place

The Doctor is in....


A number of articles about doing things with your body. Some advice from expereinced experts, and understanding a lit more than we realized.


www.associatedcontent.com/article/2007642/exercises_how_to_do_the_splits.html

- If you've ever wanted to learn how to do the splits, this is it. I actually watched this method and program work. My daughter now can split herself up against a wall, full 90 degrees.

http://healthmad.com/mental-health/diagnosing-adhd/
-after interviewing many experts and patients, this is my How to diagnose ADHD.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2016050/understanding_vegans.html
-Vegans are very courageous people, we should look into their lifestyle a little more. But, what do you cook for them: That's answered here to.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/1989240/how_does_it_feel_to_clean_your_system.html


Enjoying these? If there is anything I can research and put on this siote for you please let me know at chadrherman@yahoo.com

Schools back in

These are two posts about schools that are just great!!!! The first is all about a great book that everyone should read, school age or not. The second is a very real frigtening brain washing that is going on right here in our own schools. Read with caution on the truth of our schools.


http://bookstove.com/book-talk/teenagers-papering-for-the-real-world-reviewed/
- Teenagers preparing for the real world. What a great book for everyone!!!! Skills like how to network, how to keep a conversation going, how to be rich, how to get a job, how to get a job you like - All these things and more are covered int his small 100 page book.

http://socyberty.com/education/classroom-is-a-business-model/
- Is it weird to you that the classroom and cubicle style busineses are set up exactly the same?

Easyklips, the clips of the future here now

Just found out about this new company, with a new product.

Introducing: Easyklips

These are strong plastic clips that can be connected to any kind of fabric. Even cooler is the fact that the the harder the easyklip gets pulled on, the stronger it holds on. In essence you are pulling against a wedge the EasyKlip has created instead of the fabric alone.

Check out their website and all of the great things you can do with them.

http://www.easyklip.com/tarp_clips_applications.php

True Love poetry

When you truly love someone, the feeling just jumps right out of you. When there is love and all there is love, you can't help but write poetry.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2088905/rachael.html
- love poetry


These poems are for Rachae. She knows who she is, and she is my one true love. She has been there by my side for centuries. There is a connection there that - even if the world parted and I was not on her side - i would span the chasm to be there.

Please click on the link or copy and paste the link into the address bar. These poems are not meant to be missed.

Love love love love love poetryt love poetry love poetry

Michael Moore New Movie OCtober 2nd

Michael Moore Michael Moore Michael Moore

If you hate hime, if you love, you got to respect him. The man who brought you Bowling for Columbine, Sicko, and Farenheit 9/11 is coming out with a new movie. Yes, a new movie.

Hits theaters OCTOBER 2nd!!!!!

Capitalism: A love Story

You got to be kidding me!!!! This is great!

For a free trailer please go to:

http://www.michaelmoore.com
/

En joy!!!

How to surf

So you want to surf. The summer is over, why would you want to learn to surf? Because now is the time the real surf comes out. Now is the time the real surfers start to surf. This is the time Florida starts going off, welcome to hurricane season. In fact the whole east coast is going off. The Gulf starts picking up. The great lakes, yes you can surf on the great lakes, are beginning to chop up. The end of the summer is the time to learn to surf, and learn to glide on the glass of a wave. California and most of the west coast is picking up, and they're getting some awesome surf becaus of the typhoons over there.

Now is a great time to learn to surf! What better way then how to articles that will help you out. Just cut and paste these webaddresses into your address bar, and learn away. I hope you enjoy the dictionary.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2051531/how_to_lay_on_a_surfboard.html
- Learning to lay on a surfboard is key to learning how to surf.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2051425/how_to_paddle_on_a_surfboard.html
-Now that you're on the board, you gotta make it go,

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2045277/surf_terms.html
- Now that you're getting into the surf world. You have to know the lingo.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2044973/how_to_skim_board.html
- When the waves are flat and you want to get on a board. Skim boarding is where it's at.

Ted or Ed?

Ted Kennedy, 'Lion of the Senate' dead at 77

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Sen. Ted Kennedy had been battling brain cancer.
(CNN) -- Massachusetts Sen. Edward Kennedy, the patriarch of the first family of Democratic politics, died late Tuesday at his home in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, after a lengthy battle with brain cancer. He was 77.


I copied and took this directly off of the baynews.com website.

What I'd like to point out is the differences in the names. The headline is "Ted Kenendy is dead. The article says Ed kenedy is dead. Which one is it? Did Ed go by Ted as well? Did Ted go by Ed. Is Ted the patriarch....to my feeble knowledge it was Ed.

This seems like pretty important information for a the 5th largest newspaper in the united states to make. Go find otu yourself. But, when they decided to drop that flag, I hope they know who they're lowering it for.

Helpful need to knwo info

More things to help you out! Whther you're wanting to get rid of those pesky wasps, or find out about the history of kellogs, fig newtons, or the electric chair. All of this information is in this one little blog. All you have to do now is cut and paste the web addresses into your browser and voila - you're off to the more knowledgeable!!!! Enjoy!!!


www.associatedcontent.com/article/2013832/best_cod_fish_bait.html

- If you're fishing for cod fish, you have to use the right bait. Use the wrong bait, you don't catch much cod.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2016124/a_green_wasp_killer.html
- Very few people love the wasps or think they're warm and cuddly., Withg a burst of fire, and a sizzle of wings....you have a wasp killer that's good for everyone.

http://socyberty.com/history/history-of-the-electric-chair/
- history of the electric chair and the history of electricity

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2051377/the_history_and_reality_of_the_iron.html
- The Iron Man triathlon. the most grueling endurance race of all. The ability to just finish in time is a feat in itself.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2007722/the_full_and_complete_history_of_kelloggs.html
- history of the cereal and the phenominal man

http://quazen.com/recreation/food/history-of-fig-newtons/
- Ahhhhh, the satanic glorious figs, and the little cookies that took america by storm.


www.associatedcontent.com/article/2051561/benefits_of_magnesium_and_zinc.html
- The benefits of these vitamins are phenomenal

Helpfull writings

As this blog says at the very top-Keep coming back for more helpful info.
Here it is another listing of helpful articles brought to you by yours truly. As many of you know I'm a freelance writer, and I'm trying to help everyone out as well as make a licving on my words. Here is a list of things to do with the family, do by yourself, or just a quick how to here and there.

Just paste the webaddress into your browser and prepare to be enlightened.


www.associatedcontent.com/article/2000030/how_to_make_a_brontosaurous_sand_sculpture.html
- want to make a sand scultpute, how about a brontosaurus? Or maybe this will be just a temptlate to your grand adventure into the world of sand sculpture. Check out the Flordia Snowman too!!!


www.associatedcontent.com/article/1989030/make_the_car_ride_more_fun_for_the.html
- The car ride is always the worst part of going on a trip.....for everyone. Here's an idea to make it a little more fun.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2007600/snorkeling_and_fun_on_treasure_island.html
- Want to go snorkeling? Treasure island is the place to go!!! If you're in the local treasure island area...it's not all just for the tourists. Treasure island isw a fun place to go.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/1999966/how_to_make_a_florida_snow_man.html
- a snowman....out of sand. That's the way they do it in Florida.


www.associatedcontent.com/article/1870559/the_epic_walt_disney_world_walkway.html
- looking to take a walk? If you're in the Orlando area, why not take a walk on the walkway that connects Walt Disney's epcot center and MGM studios? It's a neat walk and it continues for a few miles. A work out with great sites to see, all on disney.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2051259/how_to_use_a_pinata.html
- Everyone thinks they know how to use a pinata till they have their kid waking it, and they don't understand why nobody is having fun.

http://gomestic.com/home/keeping-your-white-bowls-white/
- Helping you out. You don't want stained white bowls; so I'm telling you how to make sure that doesn't happen.

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2045057/how_the_transmission_works.html
- In order to drive a stick, you have to know what you're doing inside that car. The more you know about your car the better you are. Especially if you're driving one.

A great day

Today is the anniversary of Galileo's 1st telescope.

That is given to me by the great Google.com daily why is this day important. However, I do have to say those little google.com things are not as biased as i thought they were. I thought google.com were going to use only specific things, now google.com is branching out to meaning all sorts of things from the 1st telescope to Mozart's birthday.

I'm glad google.com has gone to such an extent to help us out, its truly beautiful.

Great Educational Tool!!!!!!

What is plagiarism. You hear about it all the time. You can't write anything without hearing about plagiarism at least once. How do you teach a child about plagiarism? How do you tell them what is and is not plagiarism? How do you explain to that that plagiarism is wrong, but some types of copying is ok.

In today;s day and age where a mere copied file, cut and paste picture, or a various number of illegal actions are done as normal family time on the computer. This flash tutorial is a great way of showing everyone and anyone what plagiarism is, isn't, and what could an could not be construed to be plagiarism. I strongly recommend this site to anyone who is home schooling, teaching, or even just trying to explain to someone what is this plagiarism thing.

www.library.camden.rutgers.edu/educationalmodule/plagirism/whatisplagiarim.html

Did i just plagiarizer?

Library-access

A great resource for anyone that is doing research or is just looking for some more information on something. If you are a writer who is needing to some further research on somethinhg, this is just the site for you. Accessmylibrary.com is a site that will give you up to date information on all the topics you need, but they also give you journals that were published back in the 1800, 1700, and 1600's. Accessmylibrary.com is a great resource for anyone - student, executive, writer, or even just a person who needs to know more info.

http://www.accessmylibrary.com/

Writing customers

As a writer we run into a number of stupid things and stupid ideas that customwers want, that most people don't ever think about. I recently did an article for a customer who was adimant about wanting a phrase doen the exact way that they had stated they wanted it done. Now, you can't blame a customer ofr wanting that. Let's say his phrase, since this SEO writing, was "stable little control".

I wrote the item. Wrote it completely as dictated and told to me. He responded - please make sure it is Stable little Control.

What did that mean? What was the customer tryin to say? My paycheck hung in the balance of deciphering this cryptic message. I read the entire piece, said exactly what he wanted. Sudenly, i realized that "attention to detail" part of my resume and that phrase we all put in our resume....almost became a lie.

There it was, in my face....those two stupid capital letter. The "S" and the "C". That was the problem. Biut this si a small example of what we have to do. We have to look for the not so obvious, to write the obvious for customers who live and breathe what they want - yet we only see it for a mere few seconds when we write it up.

Thank-you to all of mine and all of your customers. Thank-you to customer me, and to customer you!!!

Do you have books to sell?

Jim Weyant - 727 656 9887

abebooks.com-then go to "the scribe's perch

Jim buys all sorts of books. If you or anyone has a large amount of books, or would like to gert rid of some books...Jim would love for you to call him/. If you want a book, check out his website he very well might have it.

U Hip Hula Hoops

u hip Hula hoops and gifts

- Makes top notch hula hoops out of stronmg durable materila that seem to make it easier to hula hoop or maybe i'm just comfortable with these great hula hoops.
- check out their website at uhiphoops.com or call them at 727-432-5892

Life of Ghandi

When you sit down and think about life and your life, you have to one day look at Ghandi. Most people will look at his sayings and his actions rather than see him as a man. A man who decided to be who he was, not a man who was just born that way. Because it is our decsion, we are our commanders. I believe that is the main point to see out of this great man's life.

Some comments on Ghandi Life....

-playful father
-he could taalk to an entire crowd and you could swear he was talking to you
-he accepted the bullet that killed him - the man needed to do that, and the man allowed him to become the martyr that he needed to be. He also accepted and forgave him as the trigger was being pulled.
-his autobiography - my story of my experiments with truth
- he was part of an arranged marriage, initially he was a jealous and mean and upset husband.
- he deserted his father on his death bed to go have sex. That's when his father died. That was the basis of his dutiful beginning, and he became the son of society.
- became a lawyer....1st case, can't speak and is mortified.
- at 24 he became working on the freedom of the south african black and various other races.
- tried to change the laws. - but laws aren't the truth. Every law he changed, they created another law to beat him.
- he created a commune where everyone could live together as one group of people. Everyone was treeated as equal. Even his family was treated as equal people, just as everyone else.
- He told all women to go against all the new laws in south africa that said that indian women could not be married to an indian man, and all marriages were null and void. He gets all the women walkout and start doing things in the city. Start taking up jobs, and see what they do then. Suddenly, he single handedly emancipated all women. hundredds 100, 000's walked off their job, as a protest to what is going on.
- Ghandi refused to let people say that the english were bad people. He said there are no bad people. The english need to be liberated as muc as we need to be liberated.
-Christ gave me the message, Ghandi gave me the method. - MLK
- quotes by ghandi:

- A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history.


-
Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.

- An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it.


- An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.



In the end we are of everything , and we are all together.

"I am he, as you are we,
and we are altogether" - beatles

Yes, it did happen!!!!

There are just some things that happen to me that you just can't make up. This is just one of those stories.

I was cleanign my house, and I tossed as many things as I could into my pocket to put them somewhere later. I totally forget that i had done this, and went to Walmart. At the cash register I couldn't get my walet out. So I pulled and pulled and puleed, but it just wasn't coming out of my pocket. Finally I gave a good yank and pull, like any guy in line with 15 people huffing and puffing their way through the walmart experience, and finally being stopped by some guy who can't figure out his own clothes. As I got the walet out, all of the contents of my pocket came out as well.

An unopened condom package flew into the air, as if to advertise the brand, and then hit the cashier in the face.

The second item, one half of a clean tampon flew into the air, also displaying itself quite proudly, landed on the scanner in front of the cashier.

My credit card flew in the opposite direction and over my shoulder, slapping the young lady that was behind me int he face. Surfice to say, her husband was not quite happy with me.

I smilled at everyone, sighed, cleaned up my mess, and paid for my grocieries. The cashier, didn't even change her reaction. The rest of the line and two lines on either side who got to watch this whole thing happen, laughed uncontrollably. I walked out waving good bye to my adoring fans.

Low Cost Concrete Inc

I was driving down a road right here in Palm Harbor, fl and I saw one of the most beautiful drive ways I've ever seen. It's not that I'm a fine conosouer of drive-ways, but this one in particular had a certain shine and beauty to it. There was a gentleman sweeping it and I asked him who did the drive way - and he replied I did. The home owner told me that it took a fantastic short amount of time. I couldn't believe that I was looking at such a beautiful piece of work.

This great piece of art work was the work of Terence Whitaker! Terence is the CEO and president of a concrete company named Low Cost Concrete Inc. Terrence runs his business with the honesty of a saint, and the worksmanship of an artist.

Call Low Cost Concrete Inc, even if you're just thinking about doing your driveway, patio, pool decks, resurfacing, or acrylic Spray.

CAll Now - 727-530-4211

The right thing...yes, it is.

Saw something beautiful at the gas statiot, and couldn't believe it. I walked up to the gas station preoccupied in my own world and noticed an older gentleman mumbling to himself. I took a moment to listen and he was lamenting about his money situation. Who knows why he was in that situation, it doesn't matter. But he said," Well, I need gas. I have to get to my doctors and my appointments so i have to put gas in. I'll just use my debit card and hopefully won't bounce too many checks. I hate doing this. I wish I had enough money to put gas in my car at least" At this moment I noticed a young lady and her child walking next to him as well. They seemed to be engrossed in their own world.

As I stood in line the same older man found two dollars on the ground. Knowing full well that was what he needed for his car, he asked everyone if it was theirs. I mean everyone!!!! At that moment, the mother an dher daughter, who couldn't be mor ethan 8, came up to the line and the daughter really wanted a snack. It wasn't candy or anything like that, it was a good for you health bar. Her mother said they couldn't afford it and that was the end of the conversation.

The old man walked up and said to the mother: "Can I give this to your daughter? If she wants that, she can buy it with this." The mother said ok, and nothing else was said. The man stood in line 3 people behind me and the mother and daughter were directly behind me. The man gave those $2 fully knowing he didn't have any other money. That was great,a nd I thought that was just wonderful!

Little did I know, I hadn't seen anything yet! It gives me goose bumps just thinking about it.

The woman paid for her things, the little girl got the thing she wanted, and then she said, "And can you charge me for this gentleman's full tank of gas please?"

The man was flabbergasted. After a lot of "you don't have to" and "a lot of I can't accept that", the older man walked out and filled up his tank. I told the man I thought that what he did was wonderful. I told the woman that i thought what she did was great! They both told me the same thing:

It's the right thing to do!

Because it is.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Craigs list oddities

As I was adding things to Craigs list a pecuilar thing happened to me, I got inspired.

Each time I put in a piece to sell, which is a lot by the way for anyone who wants to look for stuff. But, as I did I realized that the secret codes were odd words put together rather than scrabled letters and numbers. So here I give you the secret codes I ran into from craigslist.com. I thouhgt they were funny and I hope you do too. They're even poetic.

Diluted time

Paigins Pepped

British rules

Thinness Sity

Dancers Wiriness

62:200 Glossier


What of these were code words to the next world war, like the crosswords of 1945. Wouldn't it be interesting?

Blue Mountain Greeting Card writer's Guidelines

I had to send away for these, so I thought I'd share them with all the writers out there.


These are the Blue Mountain writer's guidelines. These are the way to send and submit things to Blue Mountain Greeting Cards.

The actual hyper link is http://www.sps.com/greetingcards/writers_guidelines.htm.

I wish everyone luck!!!



Writer's Guidelines


Blue Mountain Arts is interested in reviewing poetry and writings that would be appropriate for our greeting cards.

1. WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR: Contemporary prose or poetry written from personal experience that reflects the thoughts and feelings people today want to communicate to one another, but don't always know how to put into words. Because our cards capture genuine emotions on topics such as love, friendship, family, missing you, and other real-life subjects, we suggest that you have a friend, relative, or someone else in your life in mind as you write. Writings on special occasions (birthday, anniversary, congratulations, etc.), as well as the challenges, difficulties, and aspirations of life are also considered. It's a good idea to familiarize yourself with our products prior to submitting material, but don't study them too hard. We are looking for new, original, and creative writings that do not sound like anything we have already published.

2. WHAT WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR: Rhymed poetry, religious verse, one-liners, or humor. Try to avoid frequently overused words and phrases, such as "special," "gift," "sending you a hug," "birthday wishes for you," and "angel." We receive a large number of submissions about mothers, sons, daughters, and love. For these themes, we only consider writings that are refreshing and unique or that express age-old sentiments in new and different ways. (Hint: Avoid lines like "You were always there for me," "I remember when you were a baby," "I am so proud of you," or "You are my dream come true.")

3. POSTAL SUBMISSIONS: Send to Blue Mountain Arts Editorial Department, P. O. Box 1007, Boulder, CO 80306. Work should be typewritten; one poem per page please. Your name should appear on every page. You may submit as many poems at one time as you wish. If you would like a response and/or to have your work returned, you must enclose a self-addressed, stamped envelope (SASE) of adequate size, with the correct postage. Be sure to include your name, address, and telephone number with your submission, and please keep us informed of all address and telephone number changes. Include your e-mail address if you wish to receive periodic e-mail updates of our current needs.

4. E-MAIL SUBMISSIONS: Send to editorial@sps.com. PLEASE DO NOT SEND ATTACHMENTS OR WEBSITE LINKS. You may submit as many different works as you wish all in the same e-mail. Type or paste the text of your work(s) into the body of the e-mail. Be sure to include your name, address, and telephone number. E-mail submissions will receive a reply within 1-2 weeks as receipt of your submission. If you do not hear from us again within 4 months, you can assume that your work is no longer under consideration.

5. SUBMISSIONS SELECTED FOR FURTHER REVIEW will receive a response by postal mail within 2 to 4 months. We are unable to respond to e-mail submissions that are not chosen for further review.

6. PAYMENT: We pay $300 per poem for the worldwide, exclusive rights to publish it on a greeting card and other products, and $50 per poem for one-time use in a book. Publication procedures will be explained in detail prior to actually publishing your work.

7. QUESTIONS concerning your submission can be sent to Blue Mountain Arts Editorial Department, P. O. Box 1007, Boulder, CO 80306, or you can e-mail us at editorial@sps.com. Please do not telephone.

8. COPYRIGHT: Your work need not be copyrighted prior to submission. For information on how to apply for a copyright, please contact the United States Copyright Office, Library of Congress, Washington, DC 20559.

9. SUBMISSIONS FROM OUTSIDE THE U.S. are accepted, but only in the English language.

10. SEASONAL POETRY SUBMISSION DATES: We welcome material for the following holidays. Submissions received after the dates shown may be held for review until the following year.

Christmas & General Holiday: August 10
Valentine's Day: October 12
Easter: January 1
Mother's Day: January 26
Father's Day: March 9

Blue Mountain Arts

Georgia - 1st in Peanuts TRW here





Georgia - 1st in Peanuts

What does that mean? What could that mean? My speculations ran away with me as they often do, till suddenly there was a plaque. The plaque and the commemorative peanut was to remember Noram Laurie Smith, a writer/a wordsmith who loved the people and the area.

Wait! A writer thought this up? This is great!!!!

This whole monument is a pun! A wordsmith Pun! This monument means that we're all nuts. We're #1 nuts.

That's the goal of life - Be the #1 nut!

Well, Yes Ms. Nora Smith, I will take your advice and becoem the number 1 nut. I, TRW, am not just a nut, I am THE Nut.

I will be the nut other nuts define their shells by. I will take your "Nut theory" and run with it. I will create and be the Nut who all other nuts see as their leader. I will be the nut's leader!!!

Cotton-Yuck!! - TRW

TRW here and We're flying down the road and finally seeing some mountains. Nice after so much flatness and cotton! Augh!! Cotton! It just reminds me of the destruction of people and the destruction of a nation. We were so ready....so there! We had the moment, the prime opportunity. The prime time to create something wonderful. A government and development to create a utopia. A country based on the people's ideas, the people's developed thoughts. Wow!! A government based on the people, for the people, by the people. E pluribus unum - Together as one!! These magical words make my heart thump, and goose bumps grow on my skin.

Can you truly imagine and see what a country like that would be? A country where everyone was equal. A country where everyone helped everyone else. A country where we cared what happened to ever inhabitant, and we were working to one common goal - peace and prosperity. But - it fell apart on day one.

Day one! The continental congress convened and immediately went to constructing what would become a racist, misogynistic, country based on money greed and power of the wealthy. As you can see it hasn't changed much. I suggest you read the transcripts of this nightly destruction of what we could have been. What we profess ourselves to be, yet are only what was developed.

And cotton - Cotton couldn't be sold for enough. The southern group couldn't live in their rich lifestyle, so they needed to not pay for their workers. their "property". And that's where it all begins. Ahhh the echo of 100 years later that still rings true, and still slams into my head when I look at these acreages of mansions:

Live Simply, so other can simply live! - Thoreau

So the cotton - the slaves-the destruction of the dream-the destruction of the nation-and even after the war tore us apart, we still haven't learned. I don't like cotton!

Writer Jackson

TRW - here and ecstatic. Can't believe it! Writer Jackson called me. He was in South Africa giving a talk on the rights and the wrongs of apartheid, but at the same time explaining to all that there is no right or wrong. Just the is and the isn't. What a guy. Well, someone asked him if there is only the is and the isn't, then there is no learning and just a knowing. He explained that that was correct.

Turns out the guy was a record producer from Atlanta, and decided to take him up on that and stated that if that was true - Writer Jackson should be able to fly a plane. So Writer Jackson jhopped into his G4 and flew his to Atlanta. Writer knew I was driving up here, so he called me and The Kid and I met up with him in Atlanta.

He shared a story and maybe we can all learn soemthing from it:

A very intelligent, very intuitive young girl was at her home one day. Her father told her not to do something a few days before that day. So the young girl did exactly what she knew not to do. The father asked her why she had done this wrong thing. The young 9 year old smiled and said, with a thoughtful look, "It's better to ask for forgiveness, then ask for permission." This was a phrase she had heard from her father many times, and seen him use it many times. So what is the father to do? Remember, our children, as well as the people we teach are a product of the things we say and do. Therefore, if they do what we do not wqant them to - do they deserve to be punished?

As for what Writer, I, and The Kid spoke of - It doesn't fuckin matter and you don't need to know.

TRW-Really McDonalds? Really?

McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

What have you don't now McDonalds? Hamburgers and shakes weren't enough. A square fish, a few cookie cutter pieces of chicken, a rib that you only bring out once or twice a year, and some wilted salads.....that's not enough? Do you really need to pu t your tow into ever market? Do you really need to compete for every nickle and dime out there? Oh mcdonalds, whata re you doing now?

"I like coffee but I'm not a millionaire" - Advertisement on the side of the road for McDonalds.

Not just any McDonals, a McDonalds that has the new, the magical, MCCAfe, Yep! McDonalds is attacking Starbucks. You walk in and there's a lounge like area. High top chairs and tables. A few easy chairs. Plush chairs that you sink into. The paint job is brown and yellow, with a jazzy flair. Yes, you can get a McCapucino, or aMcLatte. They have all sorts of weird sounding names for what you already know and see. But wait - Starbucks did that too.

When they first came out they were pretty run of the mill. A few tables, some good well done coffee, and that's it. Then they changed it all up. They changed the name of the cups. They changed the names of the coffees. The froze them, added things to them, suddenly Starbucks wasn't run of the mill. Suddenly, Starbucks was trendy. But Trendy comes with a proice that McDonalds is fighting.

Internet - WiFI - Starbucks, $4/hr.
Internet - WIFI - McDonalds McCafe - Free.

Ouch!

TRW-Georgia Plumbers

TRW here and I'm looking at a van. I'm not one to promote businesses unless I use them. But there's some times that I just can't help it. WE're running down the peach state and here;s a Van that has me laughing:

Pat the Plumber - If my plumbers don't show up on time smelling good, it's free

"Smelling good"? Is this a problem for GA plumbers? Are there smelly plumbers roaming about out there. Good thing Pat is there to solve the problem. Do his plumbers have to keep cologne on them at all times? What are the requirements of that? I wonder if they must have a specific type of smell? Is there a company wide smell? Peaches maybe?